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• The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
  -- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Would you like to be tried in court by people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
• Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
• Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
  Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
• Nick: [opening the door] Hi, everybody! Burns: Ho, mer-Simp son!
  Nick: OK, that was a little strange. Um, tell me...
• Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
  Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba...
• When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  -- Norm Crosby...