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• Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• He's the boy you love to hate! -- Homer on Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Homer: Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie? Ba
  Sounds like something you'd say... -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Mmm... Soylent Green. -- Homer, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
• Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you. Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
  -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Young man, since you broke Grampa's teeth, he gets to break yours.
  -- Homer's punishment for Bart, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• Lisa: He has the demented melancholy of a Tennessee Williams heroine!
  Homer: Don't you think I know that? -- Well, honestly....
• Bart: Haven't you ever listened to yourself on a tape recorder?
  Homer: I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick....
• Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son. Ba
  Not bloody likely. -- "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...