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• Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
• When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• Would you like to be tried in court by people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
• Juries scare me. I don't want to put my fate in the hands of twelve people who weren't even smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  -- Monica Pipe...
• Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker. Troy
  MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?...
• If you can stand the aggravation of trying to get the kids to go out and shovel the snow, your heart is in good enough condition to go out and do it yourself.
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• Our universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, In all of the directions it can whiz
  As fast as it can go, that's the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is....
• Go face the fire at sea, or the cholera in your friend's house, or the burglar in your own, or what danger lies in the way of duty, knowing you are guarded by the cherubim of Destiny.
  If you believe in Fate to your harm, believe it, at least, for your good....