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• Hello! Operator! Get me the number for 911!" -- The Simpso
• Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
• Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.
  -- Homer Simpson Dancin' Home...
• I want to share something with you -- the three little sentences that will get you through life.
  Number one, `Cover for me.' Number two, `Oh, good idea, boss....
• The number you have reached -911- has been disconnected.
• Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911
• Even the Chinese are against me. -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home
• Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, "Homer the Heretic