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• Marge: Last year you got a little rambunction and mooned the poor umpire.
  Homer: Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty!...
• Whatever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger!
• Marge: Oh, that's it: I'm going to write you a ticket.
  Homer: But Marge! We're family. Marge: You're breaking the law....
• Operator! Give me the number for 911! -- Homer Simpso
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
  -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
• A Simpson on a T-shirt. I never thought I'd see the day.
  .. -- Marge reacts disapprovingly to Homer's likeness on a T-shirt, "Dancin' Home...
• Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!?
  Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings....
• Pfft. Now you tell me.