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• Operator! Give me the number for 911! -- Homer Simpso
• Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Operator, give me the number for nine-one-one! -- Homer, "Bart vs. Thanksgiving
• The number you have reached -911- has been disconnected.
• Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911
• Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available
  an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot....
• You tell 'em Operator, You've got their number.
• Guillotine operator wanted. Chance to get ahead.
• Computer, this is me! Whadaya mean unrecognized operator?