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• I will never lie to you.
• I will never lie to you. -- James Earl Carte
• It's a lie. I was never here. -- Kilroy
• You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
  -- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...
• I never lie when I have sand in my boots -- LaForge
• TRUST me, would *I* lie to you?
• Trust me, would I lie to you..... TWICE?
• You cannot lie to me. I know everything.
• I saw a man pursuing the Horizon, 'Round and round they sped.
  I was disturbed at this, I accosted the man, "It is futile," I said....