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• I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
  -- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House...
• And now, will y'all stand and be recognized?
  -- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House, to a group of people in wheelchairs on Disability Day...
• Put an AX murder in the State House!
• Australia: the continent that thinks it's a state. Texa
  he state that thinks it's a continent. Alaska: Who cares! The mosquitoes are as big as states....
• Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state.
  But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space on a map than either....
• The time was the 19th of May, 1780. The place was Hartford, Connecticut.
  The day has gone down in New England history as a terrible foretaste of Judgement Day....
• Speaker to Teletype
• Speaker: We now vote on House bill 1022, the expulsion of Bob Arnold.
  Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
• It's a hybrid of texas-state bluegrass, and a New York sensimillia.
  This stuff is great, cuz you can go play a good eighteen holes on it, take it home, and get stoned enough to play jesus bells on it....