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• If you do your best the rest of the way, that takes care of everything.
  When we get to October 2, we'll add up the wins, and then we'll either all go into the playoffs, or we'll all go home and play golf....
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- Ma Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• Alright. Go and get Bob's stuff in...and throw your filthy muck out onto the street.
  God bless you, sweet master! -- Edmund and Baldrick : Bell...
• Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
  "I'm leaving you, Harry," his wife announced bitterly....
• What do you get if you play New Age music backwards? New Age music
• You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours..
• There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane".
  If you buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back and demand a refund?...