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• Sanity, n. A state of mind which immediately precedes and follows murder.
• Wife who put husband in dog-house often find in cat house.
• This is unparalyzed in the state's history. -- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House
• Never put a spiteful cat in a clean house with healthy plants.
• Put your clothes back on Bob, and get out of my house!
• SHL! SHR! POP AX! PUSH AX! DB! DB! DB!
• Vegetables are murder.
• We believe he wanted to win in the worst way. -- Seminole County, Fla.
• Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
  -- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house fire, "Homer the Heretic...