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• This is unparalyzed in the state's history. -- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House
• I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
  -- Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House...
• Speaker: We now vote on House bill 1022, the expulsion of Bob Arnold.
  Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
• Welcome to Texas...now GIT!
• The eyes of Texas are upon you, All the livelong day
  The eyes of Texas are upon you, You cannot get away...
• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $
  25.00....
• Homer: "Vent radioactive gas?" [types] Y E S. "Sound alertness horn?
  Y E S. [it sounds in the distance] "Decalcify calcium ducts?...