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• Boy George - just what England needs, another Queen who can't dress!
• Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this?
  Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever since I gave you those Pep Pills....
• Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
  -- Joan Rive...
• A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
  -- Joan Rive...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Just another random quote.
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....
• How come they call it "prime time," when we really do not have anything better to do than watch television?
  What this society needs is a few less channels and not quite so many flavors of ice cream, or for that matter, fewer flavors of bubble gum and pop corn....