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• You can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
• You can find sympathy, in the dictionary, right near shit and suicide.
• We wish you a Merry Syphilis and a Clappy New Year.....
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis, and gonorrhea? An incurable romantic.
• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.