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• You can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
• Shit Happens' according to... Lawyer: For a sufficient fee, I can get you out of ANY shit.
• FIXME: imp. A standard tag often put in C comments near a piece of code that needs work.
  The point of doing so is that a `grep' or a similar pattern-matching tool can find all such places quickly....
• If you want to commit suicide you can use my razo
  it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• Do you know where I can get any shit?" --Lenny Bruce, comedian, 1925-1966
• Above a condom vending machine: Dont buy this gum.
  .. it tastes like shit! But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow......
• Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any.