Above A Condom Vending Machine: Dont Buy This Gum.

Above A Condom Vending Machine: Dont Buy This Gum.

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Above a condom vending machine:

Dont buy this gum... it tastes like shit!

But WOW! Look at the bubbles you can blow...

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