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• The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
  Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said....
• Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
  "The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• Well, ladies, I've got some good news and some bad news.
  The good news is that your dates are here." "What's the bad news?...
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....