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• Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet. -- Samuel Coleridge
• Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
  People who know you well, but like you anyway....
• Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
• Three things must epigrams, like bees, have all, A sting, and honey, and a body small.
  What is an epigram?...
• Only the wise possess ideas; the greater part of mankind are possessed by them.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• To see Kean act was like reading Shakespeare by flashes of lightning. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
• Well, I don't like them....they wet their nests.
• Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
  -- Adam...