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• Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
  People who know you well, but like you anyway....
• Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet. -- Samuel Coleridge
• I do then with my friends as I do with my books. I would have them where I can find them, but I seldom use them.
  -- Emerso...
• People who live in glasses houses should've used plexiglass!
• People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.
• People who wear mirrored sun glasses should seek professional help.
• Many books require no thought from those who read them, for a very simple reason- they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.
  Those works, therefore, are the most valuable that set our thinking faculties in the fullest operation....