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• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• Bend a carrot if you will, but a turnip will never bend.
• He who loses, wins the race, And parallel lines meet in space.
  -- John Boyd, "Last Starship from Earth...
• A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn.
• Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged.
  Until he died, and so reached that vicinity: in it he found that the damned things diverged....
• The other lines move faster. -- Ettore's Observation If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  -- O'Brien's Variation on Ettore's Observation Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry....