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• It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score.
• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
• Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged.
  Until he died, and so reached that vicinity: in it he found that the damned things diverged....
• He who dies with the most access, wins.
• He who dies with the most Ferret TAGLINES wins!