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• Lines that are parallel meet at Infinity!" Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, urged.
  Until he died, and so reached that vicinity: in it he found that the damned things diverged....
• Man's a kind of missing link. Fondly thinking he can think. -- Piet Hei
• He who loses, wins the race, And parallel lines meet in space.
  -- John Boyd, "Last Starship from Earth...
• There's an art of knowing when. Never try to guess.
  Toast until it smokes and then twenty seconds less....
• For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme.
  ___. When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged him to do so....
• A little virtue will never hurt you. -- Piet Hei
• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.