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• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
• Give me a straight line and I'll bend it for you.
• How do you straighten a bent pipe? Bend it!
• Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.
  -- Actual excerpt from student science exam papers....
• When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
  People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
• Bend over hard and SWEAR!
• Bend over. I'll drive.