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It Is A Mistake To Allow Any Mechanical Object To Realize You Are In A Hurry.
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It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.
-- Murphy's Thirty-First Law
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It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
-- Ralph's Observatio...
Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realise that you are in a hurry.
Never take any crap from a mechanical object.
Never let any mechanical device know you're in a hurry.
If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. Murphy's Eighth Military Law
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
-- Johnson's First Law...
Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
