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• It isn't easy being a fat narcissist. -- Jackie Gleaso
• When you leave New York you're camping out. -- Jackie Gleaso
• And away we go! -- Jackie Gleaso
• The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. -- Jackie Gleaso
• The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.
  By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleaso...
• They'll shoot you dead, make you a man.
• The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to be less cunning than more virtuous men.
  Oh yes ... whenever you think you've got something really great, add ten per cent more....
• Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
  my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise -- [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little] Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself] [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak....
• You are in the Third Pool.