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• It isn't easy being a fat narcissist. -- Jackie Gleaso
• When you leave New York you're camping out. -- Jackie Gleaso
• The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.
  By the second day you're off it. -- Jackie Gleaso...
• The Hustler Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool. --Paul Newman to Jackie Gleaso
• Carl: Oh no! He's going over the falls! Lenny: Oh good.
  He snagged that tree branch. Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!...
• I was out on a date recently and the guy took me horseback riding.
  That was kind of fun, until we ran out of quarters....
• Much to his Mum and Dad's dismay, Horace ate himself one day.
  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him" -- Stupid country song titles #12