The Only Promotion Rules I Can Think Of Are That A Sense Of Shame Is To Be Avoided At All Costs And There Is Never Any Reason For A Hustler To Be Less Cunning Than More Virtuous Men.

The Only Promotion Rules I Can Think Of Are That A Sense Of Shame Is To Be Avoided At All Costs And There Is Never Any Reason For A Hustler To Be Less Cunning Than More Virtuous Men.

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The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men. Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
-- Bill Veeck

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A phone call costs less than you think. Soon it'll cost more than you believe.
If you develop rules, never have more than ten. -- Donald Rumsfeld
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[opens the door; all the little girls point and laugh] Teache...
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cycle: 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper describes himself as a "cycle junkie").
One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....
cycle 1. n. The basic unit of computation. What every hacker wants more of (noted hacker Bill Gosper described himself as a "cycle junkie").
One can describe an instruction as taking so many `clock cycles'....
You are old, Father William," the young man said, "All your papers these days look the same
Those William's would be better unread -- Do these facts never fill you with shame?...