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• You can shoot a Beer.
• If you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
• Navigation Buoys don't shoot at you.
• I wouldn't shoot him if I were you. It will just make him mad.
• Be wary of strong drink.
• Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss.
  -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love...
• Aha! Pronoun problems. It's not 'shoot you, shoot you', it's 'shoot me, shoot me'.
  So, go ahead, shoot ME, shoot ME <BLAM>... You're Despicable. -- Daffy Duck...