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• Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
• Too many people are digging up their roots when they should be cultivating their sprouts.
• BOING! There are too many people in the world.
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How come they call it "prime time," when we really do not have anything better to do than watch television?
  What this society needs is a few less channels and not quite so many flavors of ice cream, or for that matter, fewer flavors of bubble gum and pop corn....
• Meal-Time is When It's Ready!!!!!
• I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
  -- Garry Shandling...
• because of network lag due to too many people playing deathmatch
• Too many people in this world means not enough M&M's for me.