Related:

• Murphy's Fourth Law of the Kitchen: When the meal you are preparing is on schedule, the guests will be forty-five minutes late.
  Corollary: When the guests are on time, the meal will be forty-five minutes late....
• See you when tea is ready.
• You'll know when you're ready for it.
• If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
• Pray for a computer crash. It won't be ready in time.
• Insert disk with \HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready.
• Klingon prompt: Strike any user when ready.
• You may fire when ready, Gridley.
• Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.