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• Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right.
  If everything did, you'd be out of a job....
• Enhancement breaking what you did right and getting paid for it [see also
  maintenance] -- Glossary of Software Engineering Term...
• Maintenance fixing what you did wrong and getting paid for it [see also
  enhancement] -- Glossary of Software Engineering Term...
• An employer was asked to write a recommendation for a worker who was leaving and was not known for putting out a great deal of effort while on the job.
  Since the employer did not want to lie and make this person better than he was, he thought a while before writing anything....
• If EasyFlow doesn't work: tough. If you lose millions because EasyFlow messes up, it's you that's out the millions, not us.
  If you don't like this disclaimer: tough. We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided by law, up to and including nothing....
• Software Engineering: How to program if you cannot. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra