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It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity
and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color....
It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it. -- Henry Alle
It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps.
It is better to kiss an avocado than to get in a fight with an aardvark
It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefi
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either. -- Mark Twai...
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
-- Rod Serli...
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-- Kehlog Albran, "The Profi...
It is easier to be a "humanitarian" than to render your own country its proper due
it is easier to be a "patriot" than to make your community a better place to live i...

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