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Miscellaneous Collections

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It runs like _x, where _x is something unsavory" -- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
It shall be unlawful for any suspicious person to be within the municipality.
-- Local ordinance, Euclid Ohio...
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
-- Robert Benchly...
It was a book to kill time for those who liked it better dead.
It was a virgin forest, a place where the Hand of Man had never set foot.
It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken .
.. -- James De...
It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.
The thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle...
It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass....

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