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It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.
It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Ho...
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Alle
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...
It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong.
Our offense consists in doubting it. -- Justice Robert H. Jackso...

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