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• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." -- Ian Shoale...
• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing. -- Ian Shoale...
• I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. -- Ian Shoale
• Why not? -- What? -- Why not? -- Why should I not send it?
  Why should I not dispatch it? -- Why not? -- Strange!...
• Lisa: Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right?
  Well I want the didgeridoo. [plays it] Marge...
• I have been told that a young would-be composer wrote to Mozart, asking advice as to how to compose a symphony.
  Mozart responded that a symphony was a complex and demanding form and that it would be better to start with something simpler....
• You have to play Mozart like Chopin and Chopin like Mozart. -- Pablo Casals (to Vladimir Horowitz)
• Mozart!- Spiteful, sniggering, conceited, infantile Mozart!
  who never spent one minute to help another man...s***-talking Mozart and his botty-smacking wife-him you have chosen to be your sole conduct....
• Naive alien. And if certain things stand in our way -- Klingons for Kirk, reality for me -- well, we just have to suck in our guts, set the phasers on Stun, and hope for the best.
  -- Merle Kessler, IAN SHOALES' PERFECT WORLD...