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• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
• Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. -- Woody Alle
• Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...
• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me