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• If we could harness the destructive energy of disagreements over politics, we wouldn't need a bomb.
  BARBARA WALTERS...
• Parents of young children should realize that few people will find their children as enchanting as they do.
  BARBARA WALTERS...
• Wait for those unguarded moments. Relax the mood, and, like the child dropping off to sleep, the subject often reveals his truest self.
  -- Barbara Walte...
• Success can make you go one of two ways. It can make you a prima donna -- or it can smooth the edges, take away the insecurities, let the nice things come out.
  -- Barbara Walte...
• BARBARA STANWYCK makes me nervous!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• The other day along the road I saw a sign which said "Deer Crossing.
  Until that very time it never occurred to me that deer were Catholics....
• Marge: Wow, the President's bathroom... Lisa: [opens a curtain, revealing our First Lady in the tub soaking] Bab
  [gasp] Do you mind! Lisa: Barbara Bush! Babs: Ugh, you have those damn badges....
• Homer: "D'oh!" Lisa: "A deer!" Marge: "A female deer!
• Hmm. No books, no radio, no boardgames. Ah! A "Bazooka Joe" comic!
  Ugh, I read that one seventy five years ago!...