A Very Intelligent Turtle Found Programming UNIX A Hurdle The System, You See, Ran As Slow As Did He, And That's Not Saying Much For The Turtle.

A Very Intelligent Turtle Found Programming UNIX A Hurdle The System, You See, Ran As Slow As Did He, And That's Not Saying Much For The Turtle.

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A very intelligent turtle
Found programming UNIX a hurdle
The system, you see,
Ran as slow as did he,
And that's not saying much for the turtle.

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A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle The system, you see, Ran as slow as did he, And that's not saying much for the turtle.
Are you a turtle?
Grampa: For the love of god, help me! I've been here for four days and that turtle's got all of my teeth!
[looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks away, holding the oversized denture] Grampa...
See the TURTLE of enormous girth, ...