You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On. -- Dean Marti

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On. -- Dean Marti

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Marti
Dean Martin's Definition of Drunkenness You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even put. -- Dean Marti
You are not drunk if you lie under the table. When you no longer order from there, then you are drunk.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
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