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• You mean *I'M* teaching the camping merit badge?
• You mean *I'M* teaching the lifesaving merit badge?
• You mean *I'M* teaching the orienteering merit badge?
• I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge?
• Will you stop interrupting me. I mean, this is hardly a time to be teaching you the true nature of the universe.
  -- Q to Riker, "Hide and Q", stardate 41590.5...
• Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ... In our house, we have Alka-Seltzer on tap.
  If you cook like I do, the best thing I can tell you is not to be sensitive....
• Tourists -- have some fun with New York's hard-boiled cabbies.
  When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay?...
• Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
  [hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
• You are aware that merit is not always rewarded.