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A woman knows the face of the man she loves like a sailor knows the open sea. -- Honore de Balzac
A woman, like a good piece of music, should have a solid end. -- Franz Schube
A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
A woman met a man walking along the street wearing only one shoe.
Just lost a shoe?" she asked. He answered, "Nope, just found one....
A woman moved is like a fountain troubled,-- Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Taming of the Shrew -- Act v, Sc. 2...
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing--tender, sweet, and stupid.
-- Adolf Hitler (1889-1945)...
A woman must be a genius to create a good husband.
A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
-- Murphy's laws on sex...
A woman of generous character will sacrifice her life a thousand times over for her lover, but will break with him for ever over a question of pride -- for the opening or the shutting of a door.
-- S...
A woman on the Fifth Avenue bus was being a nuisance.
Every five minutes she'd pester the driver, "Are we on Riverside Drive yet?...

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