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A woman well bred and taught, furnished with the additional accomplisments of knowledge and behavior, is a creature without comparison.
-- Daniel DeFoe...
A woman went to the butcher's to buy some meat. So she bought some steak, a few pounds of hamburger, a few pounds of ribs, and a big roast, and then she says to the butcher, "Deliver it!
The butc...
A woman who doesn't wear lipstick feels undressed in public.
Unless she works on a farm. -- Max Facto...
A woman who is guided by the head and not by the heart is a social pestilence
he has all the defects of the passionate and affectionate woman, with none of her compensatio...
A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men.
A woman who is intelligent does not....
A woman, who weighed a bulging three hundred pounds, went into a store to buy some shoes.
She tried on so many she almost drove the poor clerk crazy....
A woman will sometimes devote all her life to the development of one husband who can't cook and will.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. -- Gloria Steinum
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Therefore, a man without a woman is like a bicycle without a fish....
A woman without a man is like a garden without a fence.

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