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• Never argue with a woman when she's tired -- or rested. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• The game of love is never called off on account of darkness. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• There is no remedy for sex but more sex. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Sex is what women have and men want.
• Sex has no calories. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....