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A woman should have compassion. -- Kirk, "Catspaw," stardate 3018.2.
A woman's life is a history of the affections. -- Washington Irving
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. -- Oliver Herford
A woman's place is in the house. And the senate.
A woman's place is in the mall.
A woman's place is in the wrong.
A woman's place is under the covers.
A woman takes off her claim to respect along with her garments. -- Herodotu
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....
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