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• Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.
• Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
• If you are wearing one brown and one black shoe, you have a pair like it somewhere in the closet.
  -- The Rule of Elderly Survival...
• The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe.
• No one participates in the march of time without getting a few pebbles in their shoe along the line of march.
• A man met a beautiful young woman in a bar. They got along well, shared dinner, and had a marvelous evening.
  When he left her, he told her that he had really enjoyed their time together, and hoped to see her again, soon....
• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She said "with my pension, that's all I can do" It may be substandard, but just down the block, I know an old lady who lives in a sock.