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• Let's do it. -- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
• They've got a new birth-control pill for men now. I think that's fair.
  It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest....
• If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when you get on the plane?
  Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....
• All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.
  -- James Thurbe...
• Bother! said Pooh, as the vice squad took his .GIF files.
• Apu: Snap on your bulletproof vest, Sanjay, it's time for another bank run.
  Sanjay: All right. But if I don't make it, promise you won't sleep with my wife....
• Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
  It's five-year mission: to explore strange new world...
• Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
  Its five-year mission: to explore strange new world...
• and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes!
  -- James Joyce, _Ulysses_...