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Awake, my soul! stretch every nerve, And press with vigour o
A heavenly race demands thy zeal, And an immortal crown....
Awake, my St. John! leave all meaner things To low ambition and the pride of kings.
A Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said, "Live Nudes.
I thought: Good choice. -- Tommy Sledge...
A wand of vibration might bring the whole cave crashing about your ears.
A wanton young lady from Wimley Reproached for not acting quite primly Said, "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love, But it's such an entrancing facsimile....
Awards are like hemorrhoids; in the end, every asshole gets one. -- Frederic Raphael
A warm beer is better than no beer at all
A warm smile is the universal language of kindness. -- William Arthur Ward
A warning message should not be funnier than the joke. -- Rule #624
A warped sense of humor is vastly better than no sense of humor at all

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