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A wedding is a funeral where a man smells his own flowers.
A week is a long time in politics.
A-weem-o-wrat, a-weem-o-wrat, hey hey hey
A wee pint, if you please. -- Jim Gly
A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm!
The chaos storm warps your frame! Your statistical entropy has been maximized....
A weird howling tornado hits from out of the West! You've been caught in a chaos storm!
You feel filled with energy! You also feel weaker. Paradoxical, no?...
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
A well-bred dog generally bows to strangers.
A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever.
A well-governed appetite is a great part of liberty. -- Seneca

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