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• Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love you knowing nothing?
  -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotio...
• She says, 'Ooh, it's so hard to love when love was your great disappointment.' -- Lloyd Cole
• TELEPRESSION: The deep-seated guilt which stems from knowing that you did not try hard enough to look up the number on your own and instead put the burden on the directory assistant.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• To write a good love-letter you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and end without knowing what you have written.
  -- Rousseau (And then when she never speaks to you again, you'll wonder why you listened to this quote....
• Marge: Good morning, dear. Homer: What's my name? What color is the sky?
  What of donuts? What?! For the love of God, tell me!...
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....
• Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why.
  Then do it. -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• When the need arises -- and it does -- you must be able to shoot your own dog.
  Don't farm it out -- that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse....