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Whether you think you can or can't, you're right. -- Henry Ford
WHFO: Wait until Hell Freezes Ove
Which are more popular, owls or chickens? Chickens, naturally.
... Who ever heard of Kentucky Fried Owls?...
Which arrived first, talk shows or sexual abnormalities?
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was the woman to cook them.
-- Sherrie Shepherd...
Which came first, the future or the past?
Which caused little rhythmic darts of red to pulsate gently in the morning sun.
Which deity's name to call out during sex? -- Pagan Problem #6
Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches???
Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.
-- Gluck's First Law...
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