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• It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.
  Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly (Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth)....
• Hair is another name for sex.
• I have an awesome sex drive--problem is, I can't get out of park!
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• UN*X n. Used to refer to the Unix operating system (a trademark of AT&
  T) in writing, but avoiding the need for the ugly (TM) typography....
• UN*X: n. Used to refer to the UNIX operating system (a trademark of AT&T) in writing, but avoiding the need for the ugly {(TM)} typography.
  Also used to refer to any or all varieties of Unixoid operating systems....
• OBSCENE PHONE CALL -- Aural sex.
• Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
  Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
• Pagan and Proud
• Pagan Missionary